Why...

Do people (even those in MCC ties) move in front of me in the middle of overs - were they never taught how to behave at cricket ?
Do batting side umpires arrive at the pitch and then say something like " you'll have to do the counting, I've got nothing with me" - how difficult is counting to 6 and if you need something why not use pebbles?
Do spectators and players stand in front of the scoreboard?

Rant over.