Annoying late cancellations

It happens all round the UK every weekend....a team cancels at the last minute. But it's even more annoying when you're on tour, as has happened to some intrepid Cricket Burblers, and the only alternative is all day drinking. With the chance to try the game "bat and trap" admittedly, but still no sport to forcibly stop the alcohol consumption.

Cancelling the night before is just not cricket....but I'll update you on bat and trap which apparently predates cricket....

P.S. If Bell plays he needs to bat below Prior.