Something Completely Different at Twenty20 this year

 

Perhaps "Something Completely Different" will mean something completely different to last year - i.e. no scantilly clad 16 year-old girls (who look under 16) dancing between me and the pitch, no idiot trying to generate enthusiasm over the loud speaker, and no blaring music every time a boundary is hit!

 

Somehow I doubt it.   Something Completely Different will mean exactly the same over-sensationalism best watched from home on mute.