Ringers and black trainers

Somehow this advice on how to captain a village team appeals to me - I've had great enjoyment in the past trying to make sure that everyone has a decent game with a team of massively varying abilities....and I'm sure some captains have sighed at having to try to get me into the game when I've been filling in as a fielder (back in the days when I was lithe and athletic 20 years ago)!