Arse and elbow

I previously posted about the ECB chaos where they were incapable of noticing an ineligible player had played for Yorkshire until minutes before the quarter-final was due to be played.

Just to make absolutely sure the perception that the ECB don't have much idea of what they are doing sticks, the Yorkshire appeal has been met with a 3rd alternative ruling - rather than Yorkshire or Nottinghamshire going through, now Glamorgan are through as Yorkshire are deemed to have beaten Notts. This, despite the fact that all parties are in agreement on the events that took place and nothing has changed. If a 3rd hearing was called for, you get the feeling there'd be yet another result from the same set of events.

A certain phrase springs to mind involving arse and elbow.